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Mon, 6-May-24 1:47 AM (27 minutes ago)
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tried a new lasagna receipe in the instantpot..it burnt...but the bottle of lambrusco eased my dissapointment
I do not have an instant pot. I am not convinced I am missing much nor do I have room for another gadget. Cheers!
(20 minutes ago)
i have 3...i retired one...ordered a new bigger one..the lasagna receipe was in a one that is discontinued...i think i cooked it at to high a temp...mooser error
(7 minutes ago)
wonders what kind of gadgets you have😇
(5 minutes ago)
I have lots of gadgets, kitchen, garage and beside table tongue
(3 minutes ago)
fetish69 likes this
Sun, 5-May-24 11:53 PM (2 hours ago)
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Flowers anyone?
awesome.. they will make for good outside pics when they are growing..
(2 hours ago)
Absolutely, enjoying a nice mellow indica as we speak...💨
(1 hour ago)
WendySilvia and tugking70 like this
you dont bring me flowers anymore
(37 minutes ago)
juicy likes this
You love me, you love me not grin
(14 minutes ago)
i love you, you love me..till you checked our family tree
(10 minutes ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 3:04 PM (11 hours ago)
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What want or need first brought you to the NN community?
RightOpenbill865 likes this
A couple we had regular 4somes with ages ago asked if we would be ok with them posting pics on a website. We asked which one and the rest is history.
(4 hours ago)
I wanted to share pics of myself.. Then.. after a bad break up or two..I needed the ego boost.. twice.
(2 hours ago)
Agent_K and RightOpenbill865 like this
been so long i dont remember
(36 minutes ago)
Back in the mists of time porn was pop up hell. Here I found naked people without having to close 9,000 tabs for clicking on 1 image
(17 minutes ago)
Omg, Yes Juicy. You'd close one tab and two more would open. When we were on dial up using 56k speeds I couldn't understand how pop ups actually popped up so quickly!
(11 minutes ago)
juicy likes this
Sun, 5-May-24 1:03 PM (13 hours ago)
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Name a classic movie you’ve never seen. Mine is One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest.
Lawrence of Arabia.
(3 hours ago)
Old Yeller
(2 hours ago)
bulwinkle69 likes this
good fellas
(35 minutes ago)
More recent classic. I have not seen Princess Bride
(19 minutes ago)
Juicy, stop what you’re doing and watch it NOW.
(17 minutes ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 11:10 PM (3 hours ago)
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can't you see me standing here? I've got my back against the record machine I ain't the worst that you've seen Ah, can't you see what I mean?
ah, might as well jump
(2 hours ago)
monsters of rock tour spokane 1988...van halen..scorpions..dokken...kingdom com...metallica...my son hates me for not remembering metallica...i just remember van halen..scorpions...a beer
(31 minutes ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 6:07 AM (20 hours ago)
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my cock is down my wifes throat
Let me guess, you also want a car with a sunroof with fantasies of of a hamster cage....
(2 hours ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
hamster cage.. cant say I have ever had one of those fantasies..
(2 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Me neither, lol!
(2 hours ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Has she noticed?
(1 hour ago)
Bryce2nice likes this
naughty rooster
(38 minutes ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 12:15 AM (1 hour ago)
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Adele, not crazy crust but I thought of you while making pizza tonight. #foodporn
(1 hour ago)
lennynatural likes this
oooooooo food porn..thanks!
(1 hour ago)
smitten4u likes this
😁
(1 hour ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 3:18 PM (10 hours ago)
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Needing to buy a new air purifier it seems
Happy shopping
(2 hours ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 4:37 PM (9 hours ago)
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Happy May Masturbation Month Everybody! What are you doing to celebrate this wonderful month?
That's new,when did they add that 😳 😆 🤣
(9 hours ago)
It was a jerk reaction Adele 😁
(6 hours ago)
getting older
(2 hours ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 10:28 PM (3 hours ago)
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"Six foot two, and rude as hell ..I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell"
smitten4u likes this
6 foot 6 and a hundred tonnes. Undisputed king of the slums. More aliases than klaus Barbie. The master butcher of Leigh on sea. Just about to take the stage. The One the Only. Hold the front page !
(3 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Primus sucks!
(3 hours ago)
Primus sucks!
(2 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 11:03 PM (1 day ago)
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Finally had some sunshine here today. What does the sunshine do for you?
Laphroaigh and Fbvines like this
Looking a bit green around the gills there MrsT!
(6 hours ago)
Sounds fishy to me ……
(6 hours ago)
Id better dont go there 😁
(6 hours ago)
😂😂😂
(3 hours ago)
It brings out the cheeseburger birds.. you know the ones that say cheeeessseeeeburger
(2 hours ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 10:22 PM (3 hours ago)
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Goodnight all. Take care x
smitten4u and happyhumper69 like this
Cya tomorrow
(3 hours ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Sweet dreams
(2 hours ago)
Night bro ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
(2 hours ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 6:14 PM (8 hours ago)
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Favorite song/genre.....can be 1 or as many as you like.... I know I have quite a few smile
Straightjimbo93 and Fbvines like this
Having said that, Really and Truly by Stinkdog rocks!
(4 hours ago)
'In My Life' by the Beatles. It sums up my 71 years.
(4 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Far too many favourites, but I’m off to lose myself in Dire Straits…… I may be some time
(3 hours ago)
I'm all over the place.. just not into any new country
(3 hours ago)
happyhumper69 and tugking70 like this
As for genres... The MP3 player in my car can go from Pink Floyd to Kesha to Babymetal to Prodigy in 4 songs! But particular favourites are hard rock, heavy metal and late 90s/early 2000s trance.
(3 hours ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 4:24 AM (21 hours ago)
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Things you don't see at the supermarket: middle aged people in leather bondage outfits with exposed nipples.
Centre isle at Aldi deffo gone kinky …
(4 hours ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Their special buys are branching out to the wider community.
(4 hours ago)
Justmedamian likes this
I’ve done Cap d’Agde - and supermarket shopping there was quite something ..!
(4 hours ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Me too ^^^^^ (a very long time ago) 😂
(3 hours ago)
Giraffe's. You just don't see giraffe's in the supermarket anymore
(3 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
Sat, 4-May-24 9:37 PM (1 day ago)
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Never ceases to amaze me how often men here comment on women’s photos using the third person “her” as if the woman is just a passive subject, rather than the active poster of the photo.
I object as a poor, defenceless, little woman who can’t quite work out how to use these new fangled camera things and the interweb 😜
(9 hours ago)
anonymouspisces and Mr_Vein like this
I think that’s a generous interpretation, bmb. Would seem odd to address a comment to anyone but the person posting it, in my opinion. But who knows…
(9 hours ago)
I’m certain I’m guilty. I read the comments from others so I’m adding to that conversation but then if no one else reads comments…hmmm guess I have to be more careful with my wording.
(6 hours ago)
The only time I employ third person is when its couple and I'm unsure of which half is reading...
(6 hours ago)
I guess that makes sense, sf 169 - the comment that led to my status was on an account that is clearly a woman though. It just felt off.
(5 hours ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 8:09 PM (6 hours ago)
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Bought an English Cucumber at the store.They come wrapped in plastic here. I showed my Mrs. and said look its a vegidildo in a condom....sometimes (most of the times) she fails to appreciate my humor
Sun, 5-May-24 6:24 PM (7 hours ago)
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Thank you everyone who has commented on our pics and enjoy reading them all from Mr and Mrs t x
Thanks for all the awesome posts! Thanks for keeping it up… wink
(7 hours ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 5:51 PM (8 hours ago)
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“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.”
tugking70 likes this
Been a while, hey Emu smile
(8 hours ago)
EmuLater likes this
Hi Adele smile
(7 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sun, 5-May-24 5:16 PM (8 hours ago)
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I am just sitting here on my couch doing messaging here on Newbie Nudes.
Sun, 5-May-24 3:38 PM (10 hours ago)
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Ok one guy asked me, if I like tributes. Well I new too all this here, so I didn’t knew what he meant. He explained, so yes my lovers I would be thankful and honoured for any tributes 😘❤️😘❤️
andycapp026 and LOVEXXXPORN like this
I'm not fan of them myself but we are all differentsmile
(10 hours ago)
Yes dear.
(9 hours ago)
MarilynMonroeFanCH likes this
Yeah getting tributes is hot. It gets me all kinds of excited and wet.
(9 hours ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 2:59 PM (11 hours ago)
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🛌 💤 well my horses did nothing 😪 luckily though it's Cinco de Mayo 🪅 tacos, rice & beans, a perfect way to spend Sunday 🌮
tugking70 likes this
Didn’t win a penny, and were too tired to go out for Mexican food. 😂😢
(11 hours ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 3:03 PM (11 hours ago)
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Thank you all for your great replies!!!! And yes Cher did influence that question lol.
Sun, 5-May-24 2:18 PM (11 hours ago)
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Sucked , fucked and ready to start the day!
Sun, 5-May-24 2:15 PM (12 hours ago)
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Horny!
Sun, 5-May-24 10:17 AM (15 hours ago)
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🧍🏾i mean, atp
Automatic Toilet Paper
(15 hours ago)
Adenosine triphosphate.........
(15 hours ago)
Agent_K and MellieK like this
Acknowledge The Pervs
(13 hours ago)
Association of Transgender Pirates?
(13 hours ago)